As I review Las Vegas best strip clubs every week and of course provide free transportation and entry to many of those clubs, you might imagine I encounter some idiots from time to time.  Actually, living and working in Las Vegas, I encounter idiots every day.  This is the first of a regular weekly post to share the idiots of the week with you.  Each Monday, I’ll give you a few examples of the bizarre phone calls we receive at Doctor Strip Club and even some pictures and video of idiocy on the streets.  Here’s our list of Idiots of the week for March 6, 2017…

DOCTOR STRIP CLUB’S IDIOTS OF THE WEEK FOR MARCH 6, 2017

1.  Badass VIP–specifically J.J. 702-336-71xx.  This guy is a competitor of ours.  He owns several limousines and pays street promoters to call him to send their customers to strip clubs in Las Vegas.  He provides a legitimate service.  The idiot part comes in because he sent us a text letting us know he had signed up Doctor Strip Club as one of his promoters.  We didn’t ask him to do this.  We didn’t contact him ever.  This moronic move on his part makes us much sense as the Dallas Cowboys calling up Tom Brady and saying they have put him on their team.   No thanks J.J., we won’t be working for you or with you.  Good luck.  To make matters worse after we very clearly told Badass VIP “NO Thanks”, and made it clear we didn’t want to work for them or with them and didn’t ask to be signed up as one of their promoters, JJ the owner called us on Friday night saying, he didn’t know why he had our number in his phone.  Duh, you have our number in your phone because you went to our website, put our number in your phone and then tried to sign us up to work for you even though we are a competing business.
2. The guy from Illinois 217-767-73xx.  This moron called asking if Strip Clubs in Las Vegas have dancers under 4 feet tall with 3 nipples.  Apparently he is coming to Vegas this week and thinks he can find his clown freak desires in Vegas’ best strip clubs.  Nope.  But come to Vegas anyway; the scammers and tranny hookers will love to take your money.
3. The sick Bar Mitzvah dude from South Dakota 605-351-88xx.  Guy calls our office say’s he wants to bring a group to the strip club for his Uncle’s Bar Mitzvah.  Odd, but ok.  Then he proceeds to ask for male strippers to come to his hotel room and perform illegal and disgusting activities we won’t mention.  Reported this sicko’s phone number and request to SD legal authorities.
4. The Coke Whore–her description of herself–917-216-09xx.  Called and said she was in Las Vegas and wanted to go to the strip club but only if she could smoke weed inside the club.  We explained to her that even though Nevada allows recreational marijuana, the law doesn’t allow smoking pot in public.  She then went on to say she was actually a cocaine addict and wanted to know where to buy coke in Vegas.  Told her we couldn’t help her.  Do these people really think you can call a legitimate business and get referred to illegal activities?
5. The West Virginia newly divorced guy.  304-533-xxxx.  This guy should probably get a pass.  After all he is from a part of the country that isn’t exactly modern or educated.  He just got out of a really bad relationship.  He’s coming to Las Vegas this week and wants to score lots of pu$$$Y.  We get that.  Vegas is a great place to meet women and have casual sex, get your freak on whatever.  We gave him information on some of the amazing strip clubs and deals available in Vegas and all was good.  Then he asked about a “glory hole” in the strip club. No, that would involve illegal activities and we can’t help you with that. Its true: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…except STDs…they follow you home.

Random thought…we should record all calls to Dr. Strip Club and post some of the audio for you.  You just can’t make up this stuff…really crazy things we get asked.

Stay tuned for more idiot alerts next week along with a few video clips of some of these folks in action.

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