HOW TO HAVE FUN IN VEGAS STRIP CLUBS ON
ALMOST ANY BUDGET
Vegas strip clubs have a reputation for being expensive. And they can be expensive. This is because there are so many scammers and hustlers driving taxis and pitching on the streets. But, I’m here to help you avoid those vultures and have a great experience. Your Vegas strip club visit doesn’t have to be expensive at all. Here’s how to have a blast and get the most out of a budget of $60, $100, $250, $500, or $1,500.
Having a seat under the VIP Stage doesn’t cost extra. Photo by Dr. Strip Club’s Stethocam
$60 G STRINGS ON A SHOE STRING
Let’s say you want to visit a strip club while in Vegas but you didn’t do well at the Black Jack tables and you’ve only got $60 to set aside for a strip club. Here’s how to have a blast. Call me up and get a round trip ride to one of Vegas best strip clubs. You’ll pay $40 at the door of the club and get two drinks. Mention you read this post when you call and I’ll buy you a lap dance. So, now you’re in the club, your ride back is covered, you’ve got two drinks; you have a voucher in your hand to get a lap dance from any dancer you choose. Plus, you’ve still got $20 in your pocket. Turn that $20 into singles. Enjoy your drinks and the stage show. Tip the cocktail waitress a few bucks, tip my driver a few bucks and you’ve still got 10 $1 bills in your hand. When a dancer you like is on stage, go to the stage and balance a dollar on your nose or forehead. You’ll have a blast seeing how creatively a Vegas stripper uses her breasts and other body parts to pick up dollars. You can call and thank me later when you realize my advice just got a hot dancer’s legs over your shoulders while she was grinding on your face.
If you are here on Sunday night, call me and go to Hustler Club. $50 at the door of the club gets you a round trip ride there and back, and an ALL YOU CAN DRINK OPEN BAR WITH TOP SHELF LIQUOR from 8-12 PM. I’ll even throw in a lap dance for you which means you’ve got $10 left for tips. Hustler also offers open bar every day from 4-8 PM, but that is well liquor and I cannot offer a free lap dance during those hours. But you can still have an awesome experience on your $60 budget.
HAVE A BLAST WITH A $100 STRIP CLUB BUDGET
Follow the $60 plan above and you’ve got $40 left for lap dances or drinks. I’ll still buy your first lap dance. So, you can end up with round trip transportation to and from the club, two drinks, three lap dances and money left over for tips. And trust me; 3 lap dances in a Vegas strip club are more action than most guys get in a month. The law here allows touching…lots of touching and the dancer will be offended if you don’t touch. So be a gentleman and enjoy a high quality lap dance or 3.
By the way, if you won a few bucks at the tables you can get a VIP table with a Porn Actress on Friday or Saturday night at Sapphire for only $135. A little over your $100 budget, but still a value if you want to post on social media that you’re having a drink with the star of “Bang the Baby Sitter 3.”
$250 Vegas Strip Club Budget
You’ve got $250 set aside for fun in a Vegas strip club. You still want to Call Doctor Strip Club and get a ride to and from the club, free entry and 2 drinks for $40. Now you’ve still got $210 left. That’s enough for 10 lap dances. It’s also enough for a 15 or 30 minute VIP. If this were my budget, I’d go to Treasures or Sapphire and have a third drink for myself, buy a drink for a dancer who knows how to have a conversation. Have 4-5 high contact lap dances, sit at the stage and put dollars in fun places and tip the cocktail waitress and limo driver well. This budget also leaves you plenty to get the VIP porn star table package at Sapphire on Friday or Saturday night. Call me for details.
Another great idea on this budget is to visit two clubs in the same night or two different clubs on different nights following the $100 budget plan. This would leave you $50 for extra drinks lap dances or one last run at the roulette wheel–if your number hits that $50 becomes $1,800 and you can do a full hour VIP in a room with an actual door with any dancer in town or even a Porn Star who is guest hosting.
The $500 Vegas Strip Club Budget
If you have $500 budgeted for strip clubs in Vegas, you can have an hour VIP room at most clubs in town. Of course, I’ll still get you there and back safely for free. You could also visit multiple clubs on multiple nights. You can pick the next dancer to go on stage or a number of other odd options from their “wacky menu”. There are so many ways to have fun in Vegas Strip Clubs with $500 I simply can’t list them all here. Call or email me to explore the opportunities. We will put together something uniquely suited to you and make sure you get the most fun for your money.
THE $1,500 VEGAS STRIP CLUB BUDGET
Before you get too excited, understand it is very easy to spend $1,500 in a Vegas strip club. There are private rooms that cost $10,000. There are $1,800 bottles of champagne. Here are my suggestions to get the most out of a $1,500 budget. Of course, you are still going to call me to get your round trip entry and first 2 drinks. One approach is to visit multiple clubs on multiple nights–3 nights following the $500 budget would give you legendary stories to tell your buddies back home. But if you want to spend it all in one club on one night I suggest Hustler or Sapphire. You can take the dancer of your choice into a luxurious private room at Hustler or a Sky Box at Sapphire and the total including drinks is still under $1,000. You can use the rest for lap dances, tips, and more VIP time with the hottest woman you’ve ever seen. You could even take a porn star for an hour VIP on almost any night at Hustler, Sapphire, or CH3. Call me in advance to know which porn stars are appearing where on the dates you’ll be in town.
